"I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects
"I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. "I can tread water for three days without a break, & I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. "While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. "On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. "I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. Like this: https://youtu.be/3kmsb0rXZrc?t=55s And, I breed prizewinning clams. " So... Why no responses?!! Likes? Hearts? Should I have included?: "Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. " ??? Or, "Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down." ??? Please help. Any little suggestion or piece of advice might help to attract thousands of Haitian women or ladies from other exot...