as the 21st century began

[voice-over]

As the 21 st century began...

human evolution was

at a turning point.

Natural selection-
the process by which

the strongest, the smartest, the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest.

A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man...

da Vinci"s Vitruvian Man

now began to favor

different traits.

Courtney Love

most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized...

and more intelligent.

Christopher Nolan:Inception

But as time went on, things seemed

to be heading in the opposite direction.

A dumbing down.

How did this happen?


Evolution does not necessarily

reward intelligence.

With no natural predators

to thin the herd...

it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most... and left the intelligentto become an endangered species.


[Conservative Couple CC]

CC, kids-0:

"Having kids is such

an important decision.

We're just waiting

for the right time.

It's not something you want

to rush into, obviously.


[White Trash WT]

WT, kids-4

Oh, shit,

I'm pregnant again!

Shit!

I got too many damn kids!

- I thought you was on the pill or some shit!

- Hell, no!

Shit! I must've been

thinkin' of Brittany.

- Brittany?

No, you didn't!


CC, kids-0:

- There's no way we could have a child now.

- Mm-mm.

Not with the market

the way it is, no.

God, no. That just

wouldn't make any sense.


WT, kids-5 + 1 with Britney

- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby!

- Clevon!

Oh, shit.

It wasn't me! It wasn't me!


*** 5 Years later **

CC, kids-0:

Well, we finally decided

to have children...

and I'm not pointing fingers, but it's not going well.

- And this is helping?

- I'm just saying that before I have in vitro, maybe you should be willing to-

- It's always me, right?

- Well, it's not my sperm count.


WT kids:7 + 2 w/Britney + 1/Brandy + 1 w/Macenzie

WT son Clevon Jr. has 4 partners, each with a child from him.

- Total WT offspring: 15


*** 5 years later ****

[Doctor]

Clevon is lucky

to be alive.

He attempted to jump

a Jet Ski from a lake...

into a swimming pool

and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.


WT offspring: 29, 2w/Britney + 4w/Brandy + 1 w/Macenzie + 9w/Trish + 2w/Kayla-(Clevon Jr's partner)

WT son Clevon Jr

5 partners, 5 kids

CC, kids 0:

Unfortunately, Trevor passed away

from a heart attack...

while masturbating...

to produce sperm

for artificial insemination.

- But I have

some eggs frozen...

so just as soon as the right guy

comes along, you know-


[Voice-over]

And so it went for generations...

although few, if any,

seemed to notice.

A simple army librarian

was unknowingly...

about to change the entire course of human history.


Movie begins...

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