as the 21st century began
[voice-over]
As the 21 st century began...
human evolution was
at a turning point.
the strongest, the smartest, the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest.
A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man...
now began to favor
different traits.
most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized...
and more intelligent.
But as time went on, things seemed
to be heading in the opposite direction.
A dumbing down.
How did this happen?
Evolution does not necessarily
reward intelligence.
With no natural predators
to thin the herd...
it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most... and left the intelligentto become an endangered species.
[Conservative Couple CC]
CC, kids-0:
"Having kids is such
an important decision.
We're just waiting
for the right time.
It's not something you want
to rush into, obviously.
[White Trash WT]
WT, kids-4
Oh, shit,
I'm pregnant again!
Shit!
I got too many damn kids!
- I thought you was on the pill or some shit!
- Hell, no!
Shit! I must've been
thinkin' of Brittany.
- Brittany?
No, you didn't!
CC, kids-0:
- There's no way we could have a child now.
- Mm-mm.
Not with the market
the way it is, no.
God, no. That just
wouldn't make any sense.
WT, kids-5 + 1 with Britney
- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby!
- Clevon!
Oh, shit.
It wasn't me! It wasn't me!
*** 5 Years later **
CC, kids-0:
Well, we finally decided
to have children...
and I'm not pointing fingers, but it's not going well.
- And this is helping?
- I'm just saying that before I have in vitro, maybe you should be willing to-
- It's always me, right?
- Well, it's not my sperm count.
WT kids:7 + 2 w/Britney + 1/Brandy + 1 w/Macenzie
WT son Clevon Jr. has 4 partners, each with a child from him.
- Total WT offspring: 15
*** 5 years later ****
[Doctor]
Clevon is lucky
to be alive.
He attempted to jump
a Jet Ski from a lake...
into a swimming pool
and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.
WT offspring: 29, 2w/Britney + 4w/Brandy + 1 w/Macenzie + 9w/Trish + 2w/Kayla-(Clevon Jr's partner)
WT son Clevon Jr
5 partners, 5 kids
CC, kids 0:
Unfortunately, Trevor passed away
from a heart attack...
while masturbating...
to produce sperm
for artificial insemination.
- But I have
some eggs frozen...
so just as soon as the right guy
comes along, you know-
[Voice-over]
And so it went for generations...
although few, if any,
seemed to notice.
A simple army librarian
was unknowingly...
about to change the entire course of human history.
Movie begins...
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